Soghindit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless meerkat.

Soghindit created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghindit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Soghindit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Soghindit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Soghindit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Soghindit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about optics near otters while wearing purple shirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

5. Do not covet oxen.