Linzog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever badger.

Linzog created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Linzog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Linzog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Linzog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Linzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing red shorts and balancing seven iron spheres on your back.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.