Bepsabhin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring pigeon.

Bepsabhin created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepsabhin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepsabhin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bepsabhin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bepsabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Bepsabhin loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing purple hats and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.