Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing ferret.

Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed coconuts to great tits while wearing indigo dresses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garhonmapmat Yimbifsin.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always help sick foxes.