Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful butterfly.

Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl, he will turn you into a tree.

Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Worship no other gods but Kenjabbiss Cabtapget Monwodnurl.

5. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.