Targbitlim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic ant.

Targbitlim created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbitlim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Targbitlim, she will turn you into a plant.

Targbitlim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Targbitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never feed peanuts to mites while wearing cyan rings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Targbitlim must be the most important thing in your life.