Bifflystrag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, humane mouse.

Bifflystrag created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifflystrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bifflystrag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bifflystrag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bifflystrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four moths approach from the west.

2. Do not take Bifflystrag's name in vain.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Do not covet oxen.