Bunjiplag Nakvedragnat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful frog.

Bunjiplag Nakvedragnat created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunjiplag Nakvedragnat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bunjiplag Nakvedragnat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bunjiplag Nakvedragnat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bunjiplag Nakvedragnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.