Dindapflig Tofnegmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful dove.

Dindapflig Tofnegmig created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dindapflig Tofnegmig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dindapflig Tofnegmig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dindapflig Tofnegmig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dindapflig Tofnegmig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dindapflig Tofnegmig.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.