Rillfuddotmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking crab.

Rillfuddotmot created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfuddotmot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillfuddotmot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rillfuddotmot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rillfuddotmot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six mites approach from the west.

3. You must pray to Rillfuddotmot four times a day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must never eat limes.