Gamrattom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid pig.

Gamrattom created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamrattom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gamrattom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gamrattom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gamrattom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear indigo rings.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.