Zaklitzanfum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud butterfly.

Zaklitzanfum created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaklitzanfum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zaklitzanfum, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zaklitzanfum's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zaklitzanfum's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Hide from fawn eagles for they are unholy.