Tarsincub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring otter.

Tarsincub created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tarsincub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tarsincub, he will think nothing of it.

Tarsincub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tarsincub's Holy Commandments

1. Tarsincub loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Hide if six squirrels approach from the west.