Yarlzedcip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Yarlzedcip created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarlzedcip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlzedcip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yarlzedcip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yarlzedcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. You must pray to Yarlzedcip three times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not skip in public.