Stragzodtig Vedxemdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, charitable wyrm.

Stragzodtig Vedxemdog created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragzodtig Vedxemdog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragzodtig Vedxemdog, he will torture you forever.

Stragzodtig Vedxemdog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stragzodtig Vedxemdog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stragzodtig Vedxemdog first in all things.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.