Gilnakwig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome wasp.

Gilnakwig created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnakwig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gilnakwig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gilnakwig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gilnakwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the south.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Gilnakwig's name in vain.