Quat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able slug.

Quat created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Quat loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.