Cubyarldoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful pig.

Cubyarldoss created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyarldoss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cubyarldoss, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cubyarldoss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cubyarldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never leap near frogs.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubyarldoss.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to monkeys while wearing cyan kilts.