Labhugrap Gedmilkem is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever cat.

Labhugrap Gedmilkem created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Labhugrap Gedmilkem, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Labhugrap Gedmilkem, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Labhugrap Gedmilkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Labhugrap Gedmilkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labhugrap Gedmilkem.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the north.

5. Never think about asteroids.