Sabmipwab is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent
dragonfly.
Sabmipwab created the Sun four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sabmipwab, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Sabmipwab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Sabmipwab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Sabmipwab's Holy Commandments1. Learn four new languages a year.
2. Never talk about voles.
3. You must pray to Sabmipwab nine times a day.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
5. Never think about nebulae.