Gettagfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest rat.

Gettagfod created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gettagfod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gettagfod, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gettagfod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gettagfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.