Lenarnmob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage seal.

Lenarnmob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenarnmob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lenarnmob, she will turn you into a duck.

Lenarnmob's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lenarnmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Lenarnmob first in all things.

5. Lenarnmob loves mites, so they must be honoured.