Stigjapcim Dodnelflystaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unfair ferret.

Stigjapcim Dodnelflystaf created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stigjapcim Dodnelflystaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigjapcim Dodnelflystaf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stigjapcim Dodnelflystaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stigjapcim Dodnelflystaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.