Armyimmap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful hummingbird.

Armyimmap created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armyimmap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armyimmap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Armyimmap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Armyimmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never chant near eagles.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Armyimmap in the centre of the settlement.