Voglimtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing crow.

Voglimtonk created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voglimtonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Voglimtonk, it will turn you into a hamster.

Voglimtonk's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Voglimtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near sharks while wearing magenta coats and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.