Zimbattarp is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented finch.

Zimbattarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbattarp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zimbattarp, she will remove you from existence.

Zimbattarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zimbattarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Zimbattarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not stand on grass.