Jabkikdud is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent shrew.

Jabkikdud created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabkikdud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jabkikdud, he will be very unhappy.

Jabkikdud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jabkikdud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabkikdud.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never eat green fruit.