Genrowvad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive seal.

Genrowvad created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Genrowvad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genrowvad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Genrowvad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Genrowvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.