Teenkadflan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable ant.

Teenkadflan created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Teenkadflan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teenkadflan, he will manifest in front of you.

Teenkadflan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Teenkadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must never eat aubergines.