Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented jaguar.

Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Worship no other gods but Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan.

3. Never paint your back red.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Megbemdap Nelomtflig Zendavdunnurldan's name in vain.