Rilhottun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane newt.

Rilhottun created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Rilhottun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rilhottun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rilhottun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rilhottun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.

3. Rilhottun loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.