Loophiv is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair
hare.
Loophiv created dark energy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Loophiv, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Loophiv, she will send you a sign.
Loophiv's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Loophiv's Holy Commandments1. Put Loophiv first in all things.
2. Never wear black corsets.
3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never eat lentils.