Dundubhad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective zebra.

Dundubhad created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundubhad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dundubhad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dundubhad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dundubhad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snakes approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Dundubhad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about peas.