Cid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish tortoise.

Cid created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Cid loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cid.