Bugtunven is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow mouse.

Bugtunven created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtunven, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugtunven, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bugtunven's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bugtunven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Always take life seriously.