Donnillhap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful wasp.

Donnillhap created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnillhap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donnillhap, it will think nothing of it.

Donnillhap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Donnillhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help tortoises.