Renbabman is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody wyvern.

Renbabman created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renbabman, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Renbabman, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Renbabman's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Renbabman's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

2. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.