Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate gorilla.

Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit, he will not care at all.

Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always obey Wegbunbogtarp Gabvadlit's priests.