Febmiszan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy wren.

Febmiszan created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmiszan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febmiszan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Febmiszan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Febmiszan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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