Carcedhun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent clam.

Carcedhun created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carcedhun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carcedhun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Carcedhun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Carcedhun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide if nine voles approach from the east.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.