Gutsakfod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic troll.

Gutsakfod created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutsakfod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutsakfod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gutsakfod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gutsakfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always stare at clouds.