Gamdossaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring newt.

Gamdossaf created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gamdossaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gamdossaf, she will ignore you.

Gamdossaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gamdossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Gamdossaf loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always wear fawn.