Kamstipfet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident lobster.

Kamstipfet created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kamstipfet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kamstipfet, it will turn you into a slug.

Kamstipfet's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kamstipfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kamstipfet.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.