Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident tapir.

Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine ducks approach from the south.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tamweezog Renhamlargstragcibwodjenbus in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never think about comets.