Narzigran Hen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever alligator.

Narzigran Hen created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Narzigran Hen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narzigran Hen, he will turn you into a rock.

Narzigran Hen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narzigran Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing cyan trousers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Narzigran Hen's priests.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.