Dissgodomt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying turtle.

Dissgodomt created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissgodomt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dissgodomt, it will make you grow a tail.

Dissgodomt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dissgodomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Erect four tin sculptures of Dissgodomt on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.