Farfetsaf is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, wise
scorpion.
Farfetsaf created Africa two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farfetsaf, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Farfetsaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Farfetsaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Farfetsaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill tortoises.
2. You must never eat garlic.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Farfetsaf must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.