Passitnan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet hare.

Passitnan created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Passitnan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Passitnan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Passitnan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Passitnan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing yellow coats and balancing nine carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention horses.