Hogbuthas is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate wyvern.

Hogbuthas created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbuthas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogbuthas, it will turn you into a slug.

Hogbuthas' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hogbuthas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogbuthas.

2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Do not hop in public.