Hogbuthas is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate
wyvern.
Hogbuthas created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hogbuthas, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Hogbuthas, it will turn you into a slug.
Hogbuthas' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Hogbuthas' Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogbuthas.
2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never talk about chromosomes.
5. Do not hop in public.