Fodyartlag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical hummingbird.

Fodyartlag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodyartlag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodyartlag, she will remove you from existence.

Fodyartlag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fodyartlag's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fodyartlag loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.